Operation Kitchen Storm – Dr. Put´s Input
If you have lived in Sweden your whole life, you might know about this. You might even rest assured. All the others shall tremble and shiver along with me when hearing about this.
Swedish craftsmanship
For lack of having proper colonies, the Swedish king (we have all seen his picture wearing a skirt!) has ordered all ceilings in the capital to be built like African bush-huts. Woven -bloody- grass is underneath the gips! One might ask oneself: how does a Swiss guy know what´s behind Swedish gipsputz? Could it be possible that he barely even looked at the ceiling and a huge chunk of the roof fell down smashing the floor next to him and -once the dust and debris had settled- revealing tribal hut construction underneath. Rest assured that yes, it is possible (see pictures underneath).
When the area next to the hole was gently touched to be shown to the apartment owner, the hole (enjoying being in the spotlight) decided to spontaneously expand. Let´s hope that all people interested in ever buying this apartment have stopped reading this text a few lines back.
But as much as they have holes in this country, they also have the best solutions to fix them: ”Husfix™”. A poisonous, irritating, lung-up-fucking material that can fix EVERYTHING. Even Newtons ”Law of Gravitation”. Rest assured that there is always a physicist at hand at your local ”iron shop”.
Recovery
One thing we enforce at PI Ltd. (Pullability Industrial Limited) is proper recovery of the workers on a site. There is several ways to ensure the human resource is at full charge:
- Coca Cola (a small, cute, fjun spin-off company of PI Ltd.)
- Recovery (available in different flavors)
- Trocadero
- a wide range of widely unhealthy food
Impress with progress
This 3-picture-collage shall show the progress we are making:
Nice working dudes!
Haha, Gustav Wasa is to blame I see!
Looking forward to have a glass of water in your new kitchen one day.
Thank you! We have not been very writey lately since we are so tired of all the working. But rest assured that the water is now running and could easily fill a glass of water. You are welcome to pop by at any time.